yourplayersaidwhat:

Half elf Druid: “I drop from the ceiling and turn into a cassowary”

DM “cassowaries are birds, you haven’t reached the level to turn into flying creatures yet”

Druid: “cassowaries can’t fly”

Debate about other logistics

DM “what are you even going to do as a cassowary?”

Druid: “have you seen one? They don’t fuck around!”

Player of drunk dwarf wizard nodding