attractthecrows:

I think everyone should get one Change Your Name For Free card. you can’t use it before you turn 16 (we’d be inundated with Batmans and Optimus Primes) but once you do, when and how you use it is completely free game.

trans? go for it

cis, but hate your birth name? me too bitch, have at

pissed off some shady people and need a new cover? go ham my man

accidentally told your name to a fae and need a new one, like, now??? there’s a self-service name change kiosk at your local town square

wanna change your name to Big Crinchy for the fuck of it??? it’s free and easy. live your best goddamn life