humantested-turingapproved:

dragonwarrior125:

bears-official:

fizzityuck:

Some of the new items from my fave D&D NPC’s refurbished Slightly-Cursed Items Shop, in which she sells my players items ranging from effectively useless to legitimately deadly – but always entertaining. Feel free to use these tragedies!

UH SCUSE an first of these things sound EXTREMLY ROOD

@daggerbitch

Hello yes I need every single item ever stocked for reasons