SDV Characters as John Mulaney Quotes

forageables:

Shane: “I’ll keep all my emotions here, *points at self* and then one day I’ll die.

Pierre: "Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs”.

Pam: “I quit drinking cuz’ I used to drink too much then I would black out and ‘ruin parties’”.

Sebastian: “Remember being 12, when you’re like ‘no one look at me or I’ll kill myself’”.

Lewis: horse in a hospital (need i say more)

Emily: “Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I’d probably apologize to YOU.”

George: “One Black Coffee.”

Haley: “I need everybody, all day long, to like me SO MUCh.”

Abigail: “Growing up I thought that quicksand would be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be.”

Penny: “I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress I’m under”.

Evelyn: “Everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds”.